In the future...
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Hockey Player: Marry me.
Me: What?
Hockey Player: What?
Me:
Hockey Player:
Me:
Hockey Player: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
PLOT TWIST: The paper is actually a marriage certificate.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
